Here are some good, clean jokes that are sure to make you laugh.


What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A dandelion.
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
If you are feeling cold, what part of the room should you stand in?
The corners - they are usually 90 degrees.