Here are some good, clean jokes that'll make you laugh.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
If you are feeling cold, what part of the room should you stand in?
The corners - they are usually 90 degrees.